Wednesday, March 06, 2002

Like, who am I kidding? I can't even pass for human anymore. As if the Heartless One gives a damn about those paltry souls who meander around my workplace. They can all go drown themselves in a small little pail for all I care.

Me, I've been given the lowdown of Scotland's weather today:
Wintery showers, with strong, REALLY REALLY strong winds.

Looks like Wilhelm von Darke will be blown away by the winds today. As he ascends 1000 feet above the ground, he'll snap a picture of Scotland from the air. Granted, he probably won't survive the fall, but the film might, thus earning him instant worldwide recognition - posthumous, of course.

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