Well, BlindFold Lady has yet to finish downloading, so...
Stool Review of the Day
Today's colour is darkish brown. The texture is almost falling apart, which is always a good sign given how easily every piece seemed to just slip out of me. It's a bit like that time when I went on an all-vegetable diet, but just slightly more solid. The last time, you could hear a hissing sound as the stools broke up upon contact with the water in the toiletbowl. This time round, there's a cheery plopping sound instead as they hit the water.
No pain, no discomfort, no agony. This probably came as a result of me shifting my lunch diet from mee goreng to more conventional non-fried Chinese hawker food, eg. chicken rice and such. Tonight's defecation affair does promise to be a bit more exciting though, given the extra hot curry which accompanied my roti canai and piece of beef earlier.