Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Common Ground

Question:
Polis Diraja Malaysia.
Jack Bauer right after 24 Season 4.
Me.

What do we have in common?

Answer:
China doesn't like us.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Sixteen Years - Every Night - Different Image

Man haunted by sex-hungry ghost seeks medium’s help

For sixteen. Bloody. Years.

The 34-year-old man from Kuala Lumpur, known only as Kelvin, said he felt very tired every night as the long-haired ghost would lure him into making love with her by appearing in different images.


GODDAMN.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

It's All about the Anger

Film on addiction to prostitutes opens

BALTIMORE: Iranian-American filmmaker Caveh Zahedi says his addiction to prostitution was more about anger than sex, an issue that he takes up in his latest biographical film, I Am A Sex Addict.


Yes, but what about addiction to masturbation? Someone needs to make a film about all those compulsive masturbators out there. I think there might be a difference between a sex addict and a compulsive masturbator. Sure, it's all about the sexual pleasure, but if having too much sex with prostitutes indicates you're angry at your mother or the female sex in general ( thus you treat women like sex objects ), would compulsive masturbation indicate you're angry at yourself ( thus you treat yourself like a sex object)?

He was able to get over it by attending Sex Addicts Anonymous meetings, he added.


Sigh.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

One Use of Espionage Skills

Splinter Cell.

Heh heh heh. So this is what you can do if you're a highly trained field operative.

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Housewives? Desperate

After getting Lost on an island, I have decided to go join the desperate housewives on Wisteria Lane. Man. Why can't 24 start NOW?

Well actually, Desperate Housewives isn't that bad. Yes, I like those gossipy women.